I just this evening realized that “CORN INDEED TOXIN” is an anagram for my name! Clearly, my low-carb lifestyle was meant to be. This is right up there with “ODD INN EXCRETION,” “OXEN ROD INCIDENT,” and “EXTEND IRONIC NOD” as an inadvertent descriptor of life’s great truths.

Seriously, though — no matter how much I’ve always loved the taste of pretty much any variety or preparation I’ve tried, corn is terrible for you.