Can’t a guy just look around anymore? I was in the electronics store yesterday just looking around. Acutally, I was looking for some speaker wire for my new Sharp CD player. Anyway, while I was purusing the goods, a sales lady approached me and asked the obvious:

“Is there any thing I can help you out with today?”

To which I replied:

“Nope, just looking for now.”

To which she replied:

“Ah, come-on, you have to be looking for something!”

To which I replied:

“Nope, not really, just looking.”

To which she replied:

“Are you sure?”

To which I replied:

“Yup”

To which she replied:

“Ok, well, if you need anything at all, ask for Cindy. I’ll be right here”

To which I replied:

“Ok, thanks.”

BTW, I went to the electronics store down the street to get my speaker wire. Nobody asked if they could help me. I like it that way.