Cartman has got to be the funniest damn cartoon character ever thought up. Last night, while watching the 100th episode of South Park, Cartman sets up this elaborate scheme to learn a little bit about our founding fathers. On the first attempt, he sets up this huge rock hooked on a trip wire over his door. His thinking is that he’ll be walking right along with the founding fathers on his mind and when rock falls on his head, BAM! He’ll have a flashback to the founding fathers, founding fathers, founding fathers, founding fathers.

Ok, so Cartman is laying there, delirious. He looks up at Kyle and says

“Ben Franklin?”
“No, it’s Kyle.”
“Get out of my flashback you God-damn Jew…!”

Priceless stuff. But, then again, perhaps you have to see it for yourself.