You read something like this:
Dude, You Totally Just Lost Your New Hag
Fat chick on cell: Well, it kind of sucks because the subway is like two avenue blocks away and–
Queer passerby: And there’s no Krispy Kreme in between?–Astoria
And instead of laughing, or being offended, you just think: “Mmmm, Krispy Kreme.”
