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Pants Nirvana
March 30, 2004 — 8:30 pm

A couple of things…

This is what I came home to today:

(Well, you should be seeing a picture of a flat tire right now but the actual picture I took was somehow destroyed somewhere between the digital camera and the computer).

Since I’m leaving for a business trip to D.C. tomorrow, I’ll have no time to fix it today. So, I cleaned out the cab of my truck and put Zoe’s car seat in the front (remembering to switch off the air bag). There is a small seat in the back made just for Jordan (or so it seems). Now, Tiffany will have something to drive while I’m away.

This, however, is not really what I wanted to talk about today. What I wanted to share with you all today is a brand new invention in clothing that I like to call “pants nirvana”. My Mother in Law recently purchased two pairs of Dockers pants for me. Now, I usually don’t go for Dockers simply because they don’t fit me very well. To put it bluntly, I have rather large legs and finding a pair of pants that will accommodate my features can sometimes be an arduous task. That and Dockers are for Nancy boys that have the kind of money to spend on…well, Dockers.

Well, I had no other pants to wear this morning so, with a little trepidation, I donned a pair of stain resistant, relaxed fit Dockers.

Man oh Man! I just…I…well, I just don’t know what to say. These are by far the most comfortable pair of pants I have ever worn. I had to look down several times today to make sure I wasn’t wearing pajama bottoms. These things are incredible! In fact, they are so wonderful, I shared my feelings with many of my co-workers. They like the pants too, but, they really don’t care for me talking about them that much. Mmmmm…..Pants Nirvana. That’s what it is…Pants Nirvana.

I’m seriously thinking of writing Dockers a nice little letter. These things have changed the way I think about pants…seriously.


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