Greetings. This is Devo Justin speaking to you on behalf of the Devolutionary Army. I request your attention towards some serious thoughts. Bloggers and and online “columnists” are usually good looking guys and girls who couldn’t hold a real job. Seeing the world through twisted eyes leads them to “create.” Through blogs and the like they gain public attention. This does nothing to increase the general welfare of society, but instead it lines the pockets of spiritless sub-humans who should know better but don’t. Blogging is a cancer that we must eradicate. “Distributed journalism” and “autobiograpical commentary” are sometimes the excuses by which these people perpetrate their cruel and selfish hoax. I ask you to join the Devolutionary Army’s efforts to correct this situation from the inside out. All of you must realize that a few are shepherds but the rest are sheep. It is every citizen’s duty to be constantly alert.
Duty now for the future,
— Devo Justin M. Stoddard
