For the past half hour or so I’ve been browsing through The Book of Ratings while watching The Justice League on The Cartoon Network, and as it rolled around to 2:00 a.m., Popeye came on. About a minute later, I inadvertently browsed to ratings for Popeye and Entourage. Coincidence?

Incidentally, the previous set of ratings — McDonald’s Food — has a stunningly wrongheaded entry. The author gives the Double Quarter Pounder a D+! No freakin’ way! This has to be the single best low-grade fast food burger in existence. All shall tremble before its mealy might . . . And only a C- for McDonald’s barbecue sauce? Man, I could drink that stuff.