I’ve probably read nearly every review of Kill Bill out there. Some I found amusing, some exciting. Most I agreed with, and certainly there were some I disagreed with. Most of the latter reviews expressed either their disgust with the “emptiness” or “childlike nature” of the movie. Some of them stated that the author was “offended” (whatever the hell that means) by certain aspects of the film.
However, this review from Alternet.org is so asinine and pretentious in its nature that I just busted up laughing when I read it. I kept thinking of the song Garrett Morris sang on Saturday Night Live:
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won’t bother me,
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
The author of this “review” might be interested to know that even though Kill Bill totally kicked ASS, Jackie Brown is still my favorite Quentin Tarantino movie and, even though I’m “Whitey”, Spike Lee is still my favorite director.
