Earlier today I stopped by Chipotle for a burrito (mmm, barbacoa) and picked up another burrito to take home and heat up several hours later in the evening. As I got back to my car, the paper bag in which they had placed the “to-go” burrito broke, spilling the burrito (and, after impact, the burrito’s contents) into the street. I almost went back to ask if they would replace the food because of the faulty bag, but decided against it and went home burritoless.

I made my way home and parked near my building’s front door. When I stepped out of the car, I noticed a small pile of tan cardstock flyers lying on the asphalt directly outside my driver’s side door; closer inspection revealed them to be a stack of seven Chipotle “FREE BURRITO” coupons. Wow.