If I get one more email in my inbox telling me how the French are a bunch of scurvy, cowardly, lowly, cheese eating surrender monkeys, not to mention a nation of weasels, I’m gonna go f%$&*ng ballistic. People, please, for the love of God and everything holy, give it a rest. I don’t care! I’m not interested in your stunningly unoriginal views regarding France or Freedom Fries. (Like the comedian said, these people would have a Bald Eagle F$%&*ing contest if they thought it would impress you). And I certainly don’t want to hear your ingenious ideas on how we can further mangle the free market by slapping idiotic embargoes on French wine and other sundries. Yeah, that’ll show ’em. Give them the old heave-ho what-what.

Please, all of you, do your country a service and read the occasional book or two. I suggest you read slowly so as not to bring on an aneurysm.

Oh, and if you are feeling particularly noncreative today, feel free direct any and all charges of treason and other such nonsense to the guestbook.

Yours in Liberty,