Dude, when are you going to finish that book? You’ve been reading it since as long as I can remember. I’ve read 4 to your 1. Now, I’m halfway through with a 5th.

The only reason I ask is because I want to read that book too. In fact, I have a copy of it right in front of me. But, jeez, I ain’t gonna read it the same time you are. So, finish up and stuff. Go one night without watching Boomerang and just finish the dang book. If you don’t finish it by the time I’m done with Snow White, I’m gonna have to start on another Gore Vidal book. Believe me, you don’t want that.