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What kind of a stupid name is The Shrubbloggers? Why is the front page filled with old crap?

What the...
July 04, 2003 — 0120 a.m.

Holy cow, this page is a multi-personality nightmare! Eric Hulkster? Weevil Justin M. Stoddard? What's next I wonder?

Well, I hope everyone has a good 4th of July. I'm taking the girls camping this weekend. Yup, bought a tent and everything. Granted, we are only going to our backyard (a luxury I haven't had in years) but I haven't seen the girls this excited about something in months. They absolutely can't wait to go sleep in the tent and tell ghost stories. Except, they (the girls) don't call them ghost stories. They call them Blogityblue stories. I have no idea where that came from...

— Justin M. Stoddard
ERIC SMASH!!!!
July 4th, 2003 — 0100 a.m.

GGGGRRRR PUNY BLOG READERS!! ERIC SMASH!! ERIC IN PORTLAND, LOOK FOR BURRITO BROTHERS! NO BURRITO BROTHERS IN PORLAND!!! ERIC ANGRY!! ERIC GO TO TACO BELL AT AIRPORT, WANT DOUBLE DECKER TACO! NO DOUBLE DECKER TACO AT AIRPORT! GRRRRRR ERIC SMASH. PUNY TACO BELL WHIMP WANTS GIVE ERIC REGULAR SOFT TACO! PUNY TACO BELL WHIMP MAKE ERIC ANGRY! HE NOT LIKE IT WHEN ERIC GETS ANGRY! RRRRAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!

Seriously folks. It's really not that easy being EricHulk. I get this feeling that people kind see me differently. Like the other day, when I got on the bus, everyone just kind of shied away from me. You should have seen the look in their eyes, like I was gonna smash them or something. Come on, I'm a nice guy. I like some company and intelligent conversation from time to time. But what do I get? Snot nosed little kids always asking me:

"Come on, say 'ERIC SMASH' again!!! Please! Pleeeeaaassee!"

I'll tell ya, it gets pretty old after awhile. Why don't people just see me for who I am? Just a guy who likes the good things in life. Yeah I'm 10 feet tall and am green all over, but so what? Doesn't anyone want to get to know the real me? I'm just a guy who likes a little Be-Bop and the occasional good book. Throw in an occasional bubble bath and I'm in 7th heaven. So, next time you see me, just come on up and say "Hi". I won't bite; I promise.

Now, for the kids out there...

WHERE MY TACO BELL!!! ERIC GET VERY ANGRY!!! GGGGRRRR ERIC SMASH!!!!

— Eric D. Hulkster

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