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I am Evil, Hear Me Roar
May 24, 2003 — 1158 p.m.

Hear, O earth: behold, I will bring evil upon this people, even the fruit of their thoughts. Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time is evil. I was almost in all evil in the midst of the congregation and assembly, who rejoice to do evil, and delight in the forwardness of the wicked; and an evil man out of the evil treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is evil. For innumerable evils have compassed me about: mine iniquities have taken hold upon me, so that I am not able to look up; they are more than the hairs of mine head: therefore my heart faileth me.

Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, the which whosoever heareth, his ears shall tingle. When I shall send upon them the evil arrows of famine, which shall be for their destruction, and which I will send to destroy you: and I will increase the famine upon you, and will break your staff of bread. So will I send upon you famine and evil beasts, and they shall bereave thee: and pestilence and blood shall pass through thee; and I will bring the sword upon thee. Wherefore should I fear in the days of evil, when the iniquity of my heels shall compass me about?

Therefore shall evil come upon thee; thou shalt not know from whence it riseth: and mischief shall fall upon thee; thou shalt not be able to put it off: and desolation shall come upon thee suddenly, which thou shalt not know. Let them be confounded that persecute me, but let not me be confounded: let them be dismayed, but let not me be dismayed: bring upon them the day of evil, and destroy them with double destruction, and that I have not said in vain that I would do this evil unto them. An evil, an only evil, behold, is come; sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.

— Evil Justin M. Stoddard
What to Do?
May 24, 2003 — 11:28 p.m.

It's been well over a week since Justin posted his big fat idiot blog entry. Now, although this is an entry that makes a point of insulting me extensively, I don't mind for a couple of reasons: I had an insulting response that appeared right next to it . . . and we planned it in advance. But then days go by, Justin hasn't posted anything new, and his entry is still right there at the top of the page. And since I've posted a couple of times since then, my response is buried down the page.

And now Justin and the family has moved to St. Louis. A sad parting, but they'll be able to have a real house with a yard for the kids to play in, and all kinds of other white-breadish, American-dream-type stuff. But in the meantime, they're staying in a motel for a couple of weeks until their house is ready, and Justin won't be setting up his computer. Which means he won't be posting. Which means his insulting post stays at the top of the blog for weeks on end, while my response is a distant memory.

So, what to do? Hmmm . . .

— Eric D. Dixon
Cockamamie Killer
May 22, 2003 — 11:40 p.m.

My friend David Blade has published his first book — The Case of the Cockamamie Killer. Be sure to check out an excerpt and buy a copy. It's a helluva ride.

From the book description:

When a colleague is slain in cold blood, tough-guy word processor and private detective Chak Charon investigates--and soon finds himself out of a job, abducted from his apartment, and audited within an inch of his life. Pursued by a vicious IRS agent, Charon takes refuge in a Chinatown boarding house and proceeds to discover a dirty little secret: that the Internal Revenue Service is developing a computer virus designed to scavenge the private financial data of unsuspecting citizens.

— Eric D. Dixon
Anticipatory Overload
May 21, 2003 — 1:46 p.m.

I've just read that Richard Kelly, the writer/director of Donnie Darko, will be adapting Kurt Vonnegut's novel Cat's Cradle into a screenplay for Darren Aronofsky, director of Pi and Requiem for a Dream, to direct. I think my head is about to explode . . .

— Eric D. Dixon

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